well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
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Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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