this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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