i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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