Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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