just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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