what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
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Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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