So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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