the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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