so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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