I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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