i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Jerry, you need to find god
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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