That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much