guys are not supposed to queef...right?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
whose ass print is on the piano?
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I am naked and annoyed.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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