Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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