I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
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He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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