He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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