Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Farmville is her only friend.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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