4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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