somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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