You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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