I must be too annoying 4 u.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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