My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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