That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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