You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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