cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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