when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Your penis caused this!
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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