The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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