youre lurking in front of me
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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