At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
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Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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