It's like God shit irony all over that family
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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