can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Dignity is for republicans.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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