Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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