Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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