they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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