I didn't shave. On purpose
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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