He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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