Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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