so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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