The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
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I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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