You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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