We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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