real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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