Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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