Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just want nice things and good sex
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I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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