It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
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how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
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How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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