The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
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dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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