what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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