Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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