SEEEEXXX PLEASE
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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