their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Are we still banned from the library?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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