I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
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he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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