I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
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I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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