Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
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quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
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I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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