I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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