On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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