she was so not down for the gang bang
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
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I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
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You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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