Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
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currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
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We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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