That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
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I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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