covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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