it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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