well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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