You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
